VIRGINITY UP FOR SALE

Miracle soaps promising ‘eternal virginity’ and enhanced sex lives are flying off the shelves at an alarming rate at some Chinese shops around town.
A cursory look at the product, known only as Virginity soap, provides mouth-watering prospects for those desperately looking to keep their nether regions tighter.

At a cost of only P10, the product, manufactured in Thailand promises to keep the female genitalia feeling tight, clean and smelling fresh.
It is inscribed, ‘A mild but effective cleansing soap for tighten (sic) vaginal muscles, refreshing and killing bacteria.’ It claims to contain natural herbal extracts for cleaning women’s most sensitive areas without irritation.

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